Chapter 72: Increasing the Employment Rate of University Graduates

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Hearing Jiang Yun’s words, the female fan fell silent.

Meanwhile, the viewers in the live stream wholeheartedly agreed.

“That’s right—if I were Yunzi, I’d make the same choice!”

“No one is eighteen forever, but there will always be eighteen-year-olds!”

“Don’t you understand what it means to never forget your original intentions? At eighteen, we love eighteen-year-old girls. At thirty-eight, we still love eighteen-year-olds!”

“What man could say no to an eighteen-year-old girl, full of youthful charm and innocence?”

“…”

After a moment of silence, the female fan finally spoke up, prompted by the barrage of comments flooding the screen. “Yunzi, is this really how all men think?”

“Well…” Jiang Yun considered for a moment before replying, “Not everyone thinks this way, but to be honest, finding someone truly compatible—whether in the past or now—is difficult. Someone always has to compromise a little. I suggest you lower your standards just a bit. After all, as you said, you lack nothing in life except a caring companion. Maybe you should consider a younger man. He’ll have a smoother path with your help, and… pairing your prime with his prime, that’s not a bad thing at all.”

“What???” the astonished voice of the female fan echoed from the microphone.

“Wait, Yunzi, isn’t that… a bit inappropriate?”

“What’s inappropriate about it?” Jiang Yun raised his brows. “Think about it—a recent college graduate, full of energy, affectionate, and without ulterior motives. Plus, he doesn’t have much income yet. If you show him the wonders of the world, he’ll only cherish everything you give him more. Isn’t that good?”

“But what if he falls out of love? After all, I’ll grow old…”

“But you won’t grow poor!” Jiang Yun cut her off before she could finish. “If he falls out of love, just find someone new! Change fast enough, and there’s no heartbreak, only love! As long as you have money, you’ll always have options!”

“But if I never find someone who truly loves me and never leaves, won’t I be alone forever?”

“You could have a child. In your position, you could even choose the perfect genes for your child’s father. You know what I mean, right?”

The female fan was left speechless.

“But still, it just doesn’t feel right… Isn’t it a bit… well…” She hesitated, unable to articulate her true feelings.

Jiang Yun, however, understood her perfectly. He said, “Whenever you feel awkward, just look at the comments in my live stream. Does anyone here think it’s wrong for a thirty-five-year-old man to marry an eighteen-year-old girl?”

She glanced at the barrage and, sure enough, it was exactly as Jiang Yun had said.

“Embarrassed? What’s there to be embarrassed about? This is your skill!”

“Why do we all work so hard if not for a better future, regardless of gender?”

“Since when did we need others’ opinions to decide what kind of life we want to live?”

“Sis, look at me! I’m studying in the capital, a junior at a top university, and I’m in great shape!”

“Sis, choose me! I’m from Tsinghua, six feet tall, no hereditary diseases, decent-looking.”

“Damn, are you guys here to crash the party?”

“…”

Not only did most people support Jiang Yun’s view, but some viewers even started pitching themselves on the spot.

At this point, Jiang Yun went on, “Whenever you feel awkward, just swap your gender with the other person in this scenario—suddenly, doesn’t it all make sense?”

Hearing this, the female fan imagined it for a moment. If she were a twenty-nine-year-old man dating an eighteen-year-old beautiful girlfriend… there wouldn’t be any problem! If she saw such a thing happen in real life, she’d probably even praise the guy for his abilities!

Realizing this, her tone brightened considerably. “Thank you, Yunzi, I get what you mean now!”

“As long as you understand.” Jiang Yun nodded with a smile.

After she disconnected, Jiang Yun turned to the camera and gave a thumbs up. “Once again, I’ve created a job opportunity for our capital’s college students—a lucrative one at that!”

As soon as Jiang Yun finished speaking, the live stream exploded with comments.

“Yunzi deserves to be honored in the ancestral temple!”

“When I succeed, I’ll send you a grand gift, Yunzi!”

“Yunzi, you’re amazing!”

“So jealous of the guys in the capital!”

“…”

Jiang Yun waved his hand and said, “Alright, that’s enough about college guys. Good luck to all of you. Now, let’s welcome the next caller!”

He accepted another call.

“Hello, Yunzi, can you hear me?” This time, the male fan sounded quite excited. Before Jiang Yun could say anything, the caller blurted out, “Yunzi! I finally got through to you! I’m so excited!”

Jiang Yun laughed. “Brother, I’m just a small-time streamer. Nothing to get excited about. Is there anything you want to say?”

“Uh, actually, I just wanted to connect with you. Not much to say, really.”

Jiang Yun raised an eyebrow. “Well, now that you’ve gotten through, are you satisfied? Shall we move on to the next one?”

“No, wait! Now that I’m here, I’d really like you to bless me.”

“A blessing?” Jiang Yun frowned slightly.

He recalled that time on DouShark when someone had asked him to bless their promotion…

“Don’t tell me you got promoted too?” Jiang Yun’s tone was wary.

If the guy said yes, Jiang Yun would hang up immediately—he wasn’t about to step in the same trap twice.

“No, no, I haven’t even started working yet. I’m only a junior, about to start my internship next semester. I just hope you can wish me luck.”

“Oh, is that all?” Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief. “What’s your major?”

“Civil Engineering!” the guy replied proudly, clearly confident in his chosen field.

But upon hearing this, Jiang Yun fell silent.

After a moment, with an odd expression, Jiang Yun forced out, “Well… then, good luck with your internship?”

“Yunzi, why do you look so weird?” The fan noticed Jiang Yun’s expression and asked, “Did you see those jokes online belittling civil engineering? Yunzi, let me tell you, those are just jokes! Most of the people who badmouth us have neither connections nor ability. I may not have connections or talent, but I can endure hardship! We civil engineering students should work hard—no complaints on the job, no second thoughts. When you’re young, focus on learning skills, check out the sites, observe the construction process, study the blueprints whenever you’re free, and master it all. Hard work now will pay off in a few years when I become a project manager! Let the internet trolls say what they want—when I make big money, they’ll be green with envy.”

Jiang Yun was speechless.

Never in his wildest dreams did he expect someone in his stream to suddenly start reciting the Civil Engineering Bible.

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