Chapter 65: Now It Truly Is My Unrequited Love

Seeing this scene, the viewers in the livestream couldn’t help but laugh.

“There it is, the Southwestern Tyrannosaurus!”

“I, Shudao Mountain, am the mountain that people from Sichuan and Chongqing can never overcome in their lifetimes.”

“Brother Yun is already impressive—he actually made the Southwestern Tyrannosaurus apologize!”

“Remember, the Southwest isn’t really the South, because the Southwest F4 put chili in their tofu pudding.”

“Marry a Sichuan-Chongqing woman, and enjoy a life of misfortune.”

“Poor guy, may the God of Fish Mint bless you.”

“…………”

While the young man was still at the mercy of the Tyrannosaurus squeezing his waist, Jiang Yun picked up the pancake he’d just thrown on the ground. Luckily, he’d wrapped it in a plastic bag, so it was still perfectly edible.

Not wanting to disturb the “Tyrannosaurus couple” any further, Jiang Yun munched on his pancake and quietly slipped away from the scene.

He left with a flick of his sleeves, hiding his merit and fame!

“You even have the time to meddle in other people’s business? Are you really that free?” Little Daze walked up beside Jiang Yun and teased him.

When Jiang Yun threw that pancake earlier, she’d been utterly stunned. And it was from that very moment she finally realized why Jiang Yun had become famous so quickly.

He wasn’t deliberately putting on a show… He was a show in himself!

He wasn’t intentionally crafting any bizarre livestream effects—he was the living embodiment of the abstract!

“Just passing the time. It’s fun to mess with them,” Jiang Yun replied, unconcerned as he nibbled on his pancake.

He’d only gone over to check out the commotion, never expecting the woman to suddenly say she’d apologize if a pie fell from the sky.

And as luck would have it, he just happened to have one in his hand… If you were in my shoes, wouldn’t you throw it too?

“You know, you’re really asking for a beating doing stuff like this?” Little Daze muttered.

“Asking for a beating?” Jiang Yun grinned at her. “No worries, they can’t beat me anyway.”

Little Daze: ……….

While Little Daze was at a loss for words, Jiang Yun suddenly pointed at a nearby café. “Tsk tsk, are young people these days really this desperate?”

Following his gaze, Little Daze saw, in the café not far from them, a young couple openly embracing and making out with complete disregard for those around them.

A glint of mischief flashed in Little Daze’s eyes. Turning her back to Jiang Yun, she whispered to her own livestream audience, “Guys, watch me prank Brother Yun.”

Her viewers instantly became excited.

“Wait, calm down!!!”

“Lady, cool it! You’re no match for Brother Yun!”

“Whatever you’re planning, I’d advise you not to risk it!”

“Lady, don’t do anything rash! You can’t outplay Brother Yun!!!”

“……”

Ignoring the viewers’ warnings, Little Daze pursed her lips and adjusted her expression. With a hint of something inexplicable in her eyes, she turned to Jiang Yun. “Does it look good?”

Jiang Yun glanced at her, then looked back at the couple, nodding. “Not bad. The girl’s quite attractive.”

“Would you like to kiss her?” Little Daze asked, suddenly looking a little bashful.

Jiang Yun was momentarily stunned by her expression and hesitated. “Um… I don’t think that’s a good idea?”

Little Daze’s shyness increased. “It’s fine.”

“Er…” Jiang Yun stroked his chin. “Would her boyfriend agree to that?”

Little Daze: ????

“What???” Little Daze stared at Jiang Yun in disbelief.

Jiang Yun seemed surprised by her reaction and pointed at the couple in the café. “Weren’t you talking about her?”

Little Daze: ……

I mean, I did say “her,” but I wanted you to misunderstand and think I was talking about myself! That way I could mock you with some teasing banter!

“No, I—”

Before she could finish, Jiang Yun put on an exaggerated expression. “Wait, don’t tell me you meant yourself? You’re not secretly in love with me, are you?”

He nodded as if it all made sense. “That must be it. You’re definitely crushing on me!”

“Nonsense! I am NOT!” Little Daze shouted.

Her viewers were now mercilessly mocking her.

“Some people just never listen. We told you: you can’t outplay Brother Yun!”

“You were warned, but you didn’t believe us!”

“Bet you didn’t see that coming—Brother Yun anticipated your move and countered it!”

“Looks like someone tried to be clever and ended up losing out~”

“See? You just had to play along and now look at what happened.”

“……”

Little Daze’s viewers all knew she was trying to prank Jiang Yun, so they instantly saw through her plan.

But Jiang Yun’s viewers didn’t know that! So to them, Little Daze’s reaction was just her being caught and getting flustered.

“Uh oh, the lady really does have a crush on Brother Yun!”

“She’s definitely got it bad!”

“Brother Yun is so abstract—even with such a good opportunity, he won’t take it!”

“I think I’ve figured out why Brother Yun broke up with his ex.”

“There’s a reason he’s still single.”

“……”

At that moment, Jiang Yun threw an arm around Little Daze’s shoulders and declared with righteous sincerity, “Brothers for life—brotherhood above all!”

Little Daze: …….

She had so much she wanted to say, but looking at Jiang Yun’s earnest face, she didn’t even know where to begin.

A glance at his livestream’s barrage of comments made her want to weep.

It’s over. Now it really looks like I’ve got a crush on him…

Seeing the hopeless look on her face, Jiang Yun couldn’t help but chuckle to himself.

Trying to pull a fast one on me?

Do you really think you can outplay me?

The Innate Prankster Physique is not something you can joke with!

You wanted to set me up and make me look silly?

Now you’ll forever wear the label of “secret admirer”!

Jiang Yun’s greatest strength was his clear grasp of reality.

How long had he known Little Daze? How many times had they even met?

He could count the number of times they’d chatted on WeChat on one hand.

Under these circumstances, there was no way he’d believe she’d suddenly fall for him.

Moreover, since Little Daze was also a well-known prankster streamer, Jiang Yun immediately guessed her intentions and pulled a counter-move.

What does it mean to be a top-tier player? This is what it means to be a top-tier player!

As he was thinking this, a familiar voice sounded in Jiang Yun’s mind.

[Ding, system repair complete, hibernation ended…]

[Beginner’s pack correction in process…]

[Correction successful. The complete beginner’s pack includes: one body-enhancing serum, one micro drone livestream device, and one Audi A8L.]

[Since the micro drone livestream device is included in the beginner’s pack, the system will provide a check-in bonus…]

[Compensating…]

[Compensation successful. Reward: one Ferrari SF90.]

[Daily check-in successful. Reward: one RICHARD MILLE RM53-02 watch.]

Hearing the system’s voice, Jiang Yun was momentarily stunned.

He glanced at the time.

Sure enough, it was already two in the morning—the system’s 24-hour hibernation was over.

But what surprised him even more was that after its nap, the system actually admitted its mistake and gave him extra rewards!

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