Chapter 45: So, Do You Have It?
The moment the female fan revealed information about Yang Qianqian, many people in the livestream, like Jiang Yun, went online to search for news reports from that year. Once they found the relevant stories, the viewers shared Jiang Yun’s shock.
“Damn, there are people this wild out there?”
“I’ve lived more than twenty years, and I’ve only ever seen girls like this in news reports!”
“I’m from a small town as well, but none of the delinquent girls in my middle school were as fierce as her!”
“If she’d been born thirty years earlier, she’d have been a queenpin in Hong Kong!”
“...”
Before everyone could react, the fan continued, “Also, I had a classmate in vocational school with her. He told me Yang Qianqian was expelled for getting pregnant!”
Jiang Yun was momentarily silent before asking, “Sure, a student getting pregnant is a big deal, but it’s a vocational school—would they really expel her just for that?”
Hearing the doubt in Jiang Yun’s voice, the fan explained, “Normally they wouldn’t—at most, they’d inform the parents. But the thing was, Yang Qianqian didn’t know who the father was, so she went to more than ten guys and asked each for five thousand yuan. Two of the guys were even from her own class. They didn’t have enough money and were too scared to ask their families, so they tried borrowing from their teacher. That’s how the whole thing blew up—the two of them ran into each other in the teacher’s office, and the truth came out.”
Jiang Yun was speechless.
Marvelous. Simply marvelous!
At this moment, Jiang Yun could only marvel at how absurd the world was, filled with all sorts of people. He truly didn’t know what to say.
The viewers were just as stunned by Yang Qianqian’s string of antics.
“I thought Lu Bu was already unbeatable, but there is someone even more formidable!”
“This woman is going to be burned into my memory for life.”
“To be honest, this is so outrageous that if I hadn’t seen the news reports, I’d suspect Jiang Yun made it all up for his stream.”
“Even streamers writing scripts wouldn’t dare go this far—it’s too over the top!”
“When I was in school, I felt guilty just for kissing my girlfriend. Meanwhile, this lady was already on a road of no return!”
“...”
After a while, Jiang Yun finally came to his senses and thanked the fan: “Thanks for bringing this to light. Otherwise, I bet a lot of simps in my stream would’ve fallen for her.”
He then gave the camera a teasing look. “I hope all the brothers watching keep your eyes open—don’t fall for a bad woman and end up as a simp.”
Hearing this, the fan quickly replied, “It’s nothing, Jiang Yun. I just can’t stand people like Yang Qianqian lying to tens of thousands of viewers right to their faces.”
“Alright, let’s end the call here. Maybe we can chat again another time.”
“Yeah, sure.”
With that, the fan hung up.
Jiang Yun turned to his viewers. “Alright, where are all those haters who doubted me? Say something now!”
The chat instantly filled with messages like “Haters, speak up!” and “Haters, call out!”
Jiang Yun chuckled, started up his car, and said, “You guys know, Douyin doesn’t allow League of Legends streams right now, so I’ll probably be doing more outdoor streams for a while. If you like it, stick around; if not… come fight me if you dare~ Nyeh nyeh nyeh~”
He even stuck out his tongue at the camera.
The viewers played along.
“Damn, the streamer’s getting cocky—come out for a one-on-one!”
“If you’ve got guts, come face us one-on-one!”
“Hey, don’t get too cocky—have you forgotten how ripped Jiang Yun is?”
“That’s the body that nearly gave that older woman a nosebleed! Are you sure you want a one-on-one?”
“...”
Amid the banter, a gift animation suddenly appeared in the stream.
[Dai Little Sister has sent Jiang Yun a Douyin Carnival*1]
While driving, Jiang Yun glanced at the gift and smiled. “Thanks, Old Three, for the carnival.”
He kept driving, but a few minutes later, while waiting at a red light, he checked the gift leaderboard and said in confusion, “Huh? Old Three, you’re only sending one carnival?”
On Douyin, the leaderboard works differently from Dousha—if a viewer leaves the stream, their gifts drop off the board.
At that moment, Dai Little Sister was still ranked first with just one carnival, meaning she was still watching.
“What? I gave you a million during the day, and now you turn around and give me just three thousand? Refund me!!!” Jiang Yun put on a mock-angry face.
Some viewers were puzzled.
“Huh? When did Jiang Yun give that older woman a million?”
“I thought it was just a hundred thousand?”
“You must not know—he gave her five hundred Super Fires earlier today!”
“She hit number one on Dousha’s trending list today, all thanks to Jiang Yun’s five hundred Super Fires!”
“That’s just not right! Even kickbacks aren’t supposed to go this far!”
“...”
Seeing the barrage of ‘outrage,’ another wave of carnivals lit up the stream.
[Dai Little Sister has sent Jiang Yun 10 Douyin Carnivals!]
She sent ten more in a row, then typed in the chat: “I’m out of money on Douyin, that’s all I’ve got.”
The viewers burst out laughing.
“Shocking! A streamer shamelessly squeezes a fan dry!”
“Shocking! Big streamer complains about not getting enough gifts, forces fans to spend more!”
“Shocking! To satisfy Jiang Yun, Dai Little Sister emptied her entire wallet!”
“Shocking! Jiang Yun actually made Dai Little Sister do such a thing!”
“Damn, did we wander into the UC Shock Department?”
“...”
Jiang Yun saw her message and laughed. “Alright, it’s not much, but it’s enough. Are you streaming right now? If not, come out for a late-night snack.”
Just as he finished, another gift animation appeared.
[Mozi has sent Jiang Yun a Douyin Carnival*1]
Mozi: Jiang Yun, I’m not streaming—come out and have some fun!
Jiang Yun was speechless.
He had just casually invited Dai Little Sister, and now Mozi had to jump in and stir things up, saying something… weird.
Anyone who didn’t know better would think something was going on between him and Mozi.
Luckily, the regular viewers knew what Mozi’s style was like and immediately started joking.
“Ooh, a dragon and two phoenixes!”
“Is this the Mozi with hair?”
“Jiang Yun doesn’t like hairy ones!”
“What’s that supposed to mean? Are you saying the older woman isn’t hairy?”
“How do you know if you haven’t seen?”
“...”
As the chat got more and more off track, Jiang Yun said, “Alright, don’t go too far! She’s still a girl—you can’t say things like that!”
Then, with a dead-serious expression, he looked into the camera and asked, “So, Old Three, do you have hair?”
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