Chapter 41: My Foolish Ex-Wife

Jiang Yun had assumed that such abstract fans like the one earlier would surely be ridiculed by the viewers in the live stream. But to his surprise, after hearing that fan’s words, the audience inexplicably started to compete with each other.

“Damn, he actually got the first blood with Brother Yun on Douyin!”
“Why didn’t Yun pick me? If he drew me, I’d definitely be even more abstract!”
“Damn it, why wasn’t I the first to connect? The one who should perform the abstract act for everyone should’ve been me!”
“This kid really doesn’t know how to seize the opportunity. If I’d been connected, I’d be ten thousand times more abstract than him!”
“……”

Seeing all these bizarre comments in the chat, Jiang Yun’s face seemed to be adorned with several vivid question marks.

Huh???

“What are you all competing for? Is being abstract something glorious? Huh???”

Upon hearing Jiang Yun’s words, the chat reverted to the same united barrage as at the very start.

“Connect with me and I’ll tell you.”
“That’s right, connect with me and I’ll tell you!”
“Want to know? Then connect with me!”
“Brother Yun, pick me! I’m the most honest, definitely not abstract at all!”
“......”

Seeing the chat just like when the stream began, Jiang Yun raised his brows.

“So today you’re dead set on playing abstract with me, huh? Fine, I’ll indulge you!”

With that, Jiang Yun instantly selected a connection request and clicked agree.

“Hey hey hey, what’s up, start your abstract!”

The fan on the other end didn’t expect Jiang Yun to connect to him, so he didn’t react right away. When he finally gathered himself and was about to speak, Jiang Yun cut in, “This one’s vocal cords are left at home, next!”

With that, Jiang Yun immediately disconnected and accepted the next request.

“What’s up, speak!”

The familiar opening line.

Having witnessed the previous fan’s fate for being slow, this fan spoke quickly.

“Brother Yun, I have a mic! Can you hear me?”

“Can’t hear you, next!”

To the fan’s surprise, even though he spoke up, Jiang Yun still disconnected without hesitation.

At this point, the chat was filled with question marks.

“??????”
“You’re more abstract than us now???”

“Alright, alright, you’re even more abstract than us!”
“Playing clever, huh? I don’t think you really want to connect.”
“The streamer is messing with us!!!”
“......”

Seeing the chat, Jiang Yun grinned mischievously and said, “What do you mean I’m messing with you? That’s slander! Look at my backend—there are over a thousand people requesting to connect. With so many fans, I have to be efficient and give more people a chance. If you guys speak too slowly, is that my fault? If there’s blame, it’s on you for not getting to the point!”

He then accepted another fan’s connection.

“What’s up, speak!”

This time, the fan had learned from the previous two and immediately responded when Jiang Yun spoke:

“Brother Yun, I have a relationship issue I want your advice on!”

Hearing this, Jiang Yun’s hand paused from disconnecting.

“A relationship issue?” He smiled meaningfully, “Break up!”

He uttered the word “break” decisively and disconnected.

“Next!”

Jiang Yun accepted another request.

This fan was even quicker; before Jiang Yun could speak, she hurriedly said, “Brother Yun, I have a relationship issue—if you have the guts, hear me out!”

“Hear you out? Who are you to make me listen just because you say so? Next!”

Disconnected again.

Jiang Yun looked at the camera, a hint of provocation on his face as he addressed the viewers, “You dare play abstract with me? Are you as abstract as I am? Who are you? Bring someone with real skills, will you?!”

Hearing this, the viewers immediately “got angry.”

“If you have the guts, pick me!”
“You don’t let anyone finish, how can they be abstract?”
“I think you’re scared—scared the fans are more abstract than you, so you don’t dare let them finish!”
“If you have the guts, let someone finish, I don’t believe no one can be more abstract than you!”
“If you pick me, I’ll show you what abstract really means!”
“.........”

Faced with the audience’s “anger,” Jiang Yun was entirely indifferent.

“Oh, if you say I’m scared, then I’m scared~ If you really have the skills, be as abstract as possible in the limited time!”

He then accepted another request.

“Brother Yun, let me finish and I’ll send you a Carnival!”

This time, it was a girl. She spoke quickly, clearly afraid of being cut off like the previous ones. And to make sure she could finish, she dangled the “Carnival” as bait!

A Carnival is three thousand yuan, more expensive than a Super Rocket.

Anyone streaming on Douyin can hardly ignore such a big gift.

“A Carnival? How old are you, are you over eighteen?”

Unfortunately, she was facing Jiang Yun, a streamer who had been scammed by a Super Rocket before.

Even when faced with a Carnival, Jiang Yun remained cautious.

“I am over eighteen!” the female fan replied decisively.

“Over eighteen? I don’t believe it. Turn on your camera and show me your ID.”

His anti-fraud instincts were deeply ingrained.

He wouldn’t just believe her word.

Some viewers found Jiang Yun’s request odd, but the old fans knew why he was so wary and began to tease him.

“Hahaha, bitten once, afraid for ten years!”
“After being scammed by a Super Rocket, Brother Yun is really cautious now!”
“Last time, a fan tricked Brother Yun into connecting with a Super Rocket, then requested a refund as a minor—left Brother Yun furious.”
“Sister Rich Lady, remember to apply for a minor refund afterwards~”
“......”

After Jiang Yun asked her to turn on her camera, the girl fell silent.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun’s lips curled into a smile.

“That’s it? Trying to pull the same old trick on me? Am I an idiot? Next......”

Before Jiang Yun could disconnect, the camera suddenly turned on.

In the next moment, an absolutely stunning face appeared before everyone.

Even Jiang Yun himself was stunned by her appearance.

“Damn!!! Isn’t that my clueless ex-wife???”
“Wow, wow, wow, how does this sister look so much like the Lady of Eight Hundred Million?”
“Even three points resemblance is a beauty, but this is my muddle-headed ex-wife!”
“My god, how is this sister so beautiful?”
“......”

The girl’s appearance plunged the live stream into a brief frenzy, and the chat exploded.

There was no helping it, because this fan was just too good-looking!

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