Chapter 27: No, I Have...

Although Mazi's words were quite fierce, Jiang Yun was no pushover. "That won't work either. I can feel your side but not Tuntun's, so the judgment will still affect fairness."

"Then let's call Tuntun together..." Mazi instinctively wanted to retort Jiang Yun. Just then, a warning popped up in her livestream.

"Please pay attention to the health of the livestream content!"

Not just her, but the livestreams of Daisister and Tuntun also received the same warning. Seeing this, Tuntun quickly said, "Forget it, it’s just a ranking, what’s there to care about?"

She was the biggest beneficiary of this ranking, so she naturally had no objections. Hearing Tuntun's words, Daisister sarcastically said, "Yeah, listen to the boss, let’s just focus on playing the game."

Mazi smirked, "Alright, if the third place has no objections, what can I say?"

Daisister: !!!!!

Creaking noises echoed in the headsets of the group.

Jiang Yun curiously asked, "What’s that sound? Did someone have a mouse in their house?"

Upon hearing Jiang Yun's words, the audience in Daisister's livestream couldn’t hold back and burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, a mouse!!!"

"Dai Laosan, your grinding teeth sound just like a mouse!"

"Did you hear that? Dai Mouse, keep it down!"

"Brother Yun is really too entertaining; he’s more fun in these few minutes than the previous half hour."

"......"

Seeing the audience's mockery, Daisister’s expression darkened further. If looks could kill, Jiang Yun would have been killed a hundred times over by now.

At that moment, Mazi added Jiang Yun as a gaming friend and pulled him into the game.

"Get ready, let Brother Yun see my strength!" Mazi said, rubbing her hands together.

Finally, Daisister found a point to mock Mazi and quickly said, "Ah, right, the first one to go down last round really had a lot of strength!"

"You’re saying that, huh?"

"Who are you calling the third?"

"Whoever is small knows in their heart!"

As the two bickered, they entered the game. After a few minutes on Revival Island, they quickly boarded the plane.

Since it was Jiang Yun's first time playing with them, Mazi didn’t choose a highly competitive drop point but opted to land somewhere they could loot together.

After a brief search, Mazi asked, "I’ve searched enough, are you all ready?"

Daisister: "I’m almost ready."

Tuntun: "I’m good to go."

Jiang Yun: "Which key is for picking up the gun?"

Mazi, Daisister, Tuntun: .......

"Brother Yun, have you played this game before?" Mazi said softly.

The audience in the livestream erupted in laughter.

"Alright, this round we’re definitely winning!"

"With Brother Yun here, I could stand on my head and still win!"

"If you don’t even know how to pick up a gun, how are you playing this game?"

"Won’t Brother Yun get his arm shaken off by the recoil if he can’t pick up a gun?"

"I'm already looking forward to what happens when they run into people."

"I bet Brother Yun will be the first one down!"

"I'll raise the stakes!"

"......"

"Hehe." Jiang Yun chuckled and comforted Mazi, "I was just joking with you."

"Oh, that’s good..." Mazi sighed with relief, then heard Jiang Yun say, "It’s the F key, right?"

Mazi: ?????

"It’s fine, Brother Yun, you might as well just run with the gun so you don’t fumble it later." Tuntun suggested.

Daisister thought her suggestion was excellent. After all, if Jiang Yun couldn’t even pick up a gun, he might not be able to draw it later when they encountered someone.

"Oh, okay then." Jiang Yun didn't argue.

The group then started to regroup. At this moment, Jiang Yun noticed Mazi's backpack was different from Daisister and Tuntun's; it was white and shaped like a tiger's head.

"Hey? Mazi, is that a white tiger?"

Upon hearing Jiang Yun's question, Mazi subconsciously replied, "No, I have fur..."

"Hey, hey, hey!"

"Shut up!!!"

Before Mazi could finish her sentence, both Daisister and Tuntun quickly let out screams.

The bullet screens in the three livestreams exploded instantly!

"Oh my god, did I just hear that???"

"Goodness, is this really free content???"

"Brother Yun is acting strange, but Mazi is even stranger!!!"

"You two keep this up and you’ll ruin at least three livestreams!"

"I suddenly understand why Brother Yun doesn’t stream; at this rate, all their channels will be gone!"

"......"

At this moment, Mazi realized her words were a bit off and widened her eyes to ask Jiang Yun, "Wait, Brother Yun, why are you asking me that?"

Jiang Yun: ......

"I just wanted to ask if your backpack is a white tiger skin." Jiang Yun said softly.

He hadn’t thought much of it, just asking casually.

Who would have thought Mazi's response would be so bold?

He was genuinely relieved he hadn’t started his stream. Otherwise, Mazi's earlier statement could have gotten his channel banned.

Mazi: ......

"Can you be clearer when you speak next time?" Mazi said, her tone a bit flustered.

"Well, I thought a normal person wouldn’t ask you that!" Jiang Yun felt a bit wronged.

Clearly, it was Mazi driving the conversation too fast; how did it end up being his fault?

Daisister and Tuntun were already laughing uncontrollably.

Especially Tuntun, who lay back in her chair, shaking with laughter.

The up-and-down motion amused her livestream audience.

"Alright, this show is what I love to watch!"

"I’m a pervert; I like watching!"

"I, Wang San, am watching this live!"

"A scene that rivals 3D Pikachu has appeared!"

"......"

As for Daisister, she was already banging on the table.

"Table HP -1!"

"You old woman still have the nerve to laugh; look at Tuntun next to you, then look at yourself, not a single fluctuation."

"Dai Laosan, what are you laughing at?"

"Yeah, what’s Dai Mouse laughing about? Care to share with us?"

"How dare you laugh at the second place, Laosan!"

"........"

"Alright, alright, let’s get moving."

After laughing for a long time, Tuntun finally regained her composure and said, blushing.

She felt like she was close to laughing herself into oxygen deprivation.

Upon hearing Tuntun's words, Jiang Yun and Mazi decided to stop talking and quietly moved on.

Both were worried that saying anything more might get all three livestreams banned.

While the group silently played, the video editors responsible for clipping the streams from Mazi, Daisister, and Tuntun were already eagerly editing videos with shining eyes.

They had a premonition that the extreme dialogue between Jiang Yun and Mazi would definitely trend!

So they hurriedly began their work, eager to finish editing and post it across major platforms!

Under their frenzied efforts, while Mazi and the others continued their livestream, clips of their stream had already appeared on Douyin and Xiaopozhan!

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