Are you Chongqing people seriously this magical?

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Finally, the car came to a stop in front of a place called Yonghui Supermarket.

Jiang Yun looked around with some confusion, realizing it was not a bustling area at all. He asked the taxi driver somewhat curiously, "Driver, are we here?"

"Yep, we're here."

With that, the driver tore off the receipt and handed it to Jiang Yun.

Jiang Yun glanced at the bill—twenty yuan. Considering the distance, it wasn't expensive at all, which meant the driver hadn't taken him on a detour.

Paying the fare and getting out of the car, Jiang Yun looked around. "Driver, where is that weird and wacky place you mentioned?"

"Hehe." The driver flashed an enigmatic smile and pointed across the street in front of the supermarket. "Just walk down this path, and you'll see it right away."

Having said that, the driver started the car and drove off.

At this moment, Jiang Yun glanced at his live broadcast chat room, which was already exploding.

"Damn, it really is this dump!"

"I give up, Chongqing is going to lose all its face today."

"Just for the record, this is Jiangbei District, it has nothing to do with us in Yubei District."

"Indeed, it has nothing to do with Jiulongpo either."

"Jiangbei District matters, don't drag our DDK into this, or I'll mess you guys up."

"........."

Seeing the viewers in his chat so eager to distance themselves, Jiang Yun grew quite interested.

"What kind of place is this anyway, that you're all in such a rush to disown it?"

Just as Jiang Yun was about to investigate further, Tuntun tugged at his sleeve and said with a bizarre expression, "It's not going to be *that* kind of place, is it?"

"Uh........"

Jiang Yun froze for a second.

Connecting this to the driver's mysterious smile earlier, he also started feeling a bit apprehensive.

If it really was *that* kind of place... then he was going to get cancelled today for sure.

After all, there were so many people watching his live stream.

Yet, the chat was already flooded with 'Don't go', which only made Jiang Yun even more curious.

"Should we just take a quick look? If something feels off, we run?" Jiang Yun proposed.

Tuntun pursed her lips. To be honest, she was actually quite curious herself.

If it was that kind of place, she wanted to see what it looked like.

And if it wasn't... she would be even more curious!

To be able to make so many locals anxious to distance themselves—

"Then... let's go check it out?"

"Let's go!"

The two exchanged glances, and after confirming that both of them wanted to see it, they walked toward the path the driver had mentioned.

However, after walking a few steps, the two realized there was nothing special about it at all. It was just a very ordinary path.

"There's nothing particularly unusual abou—"

Jiang Yun stopped mid-sentence because he caught sight of something on the wall beside them:

Jiang Yun: ......

Silence was Cambridge tonight.

And after the silence came...

"Hahahahaha, are you Chongqing people this eccentric? Hahahaha!!!"

Jiang Yun pointed at the wall next to him and burst into laughter.

He was laughing so hard tears were almost streaming down his face.

Tuntun, standing beside him, quickly covered her mouth with her hands.

Judging by her convulsing shoulders, however, she was laughing just as hysterically.

It wasn't just the two of them; the viewers in the stream who had never been to Chongqing were laughing too.

"My god, you Chongqing people really do have a streak of weirdness in you."

"Brilliant, talk about a literal 'nemesis'!"

"(Physically manifested) Nemesis!"

"There's definitely more than one! Brother Yun, keep walking forward quickly, I think I see others!"

"..........."

Without the chat room needing to remind him, Jiang Yun had already noticed other statues not far ahead.

He quickly hurried forward a few steps, and then—

And then another:

By this time, the live chat was mostly dominated by 'hahaha'.

No one expected that in a massive tourist city like Chongqing, there were still undiscovered attractions!

These few literal physical embodiment internet memes left everyone utterly dumbfounded.

Only the locals from Chongqing were desperately trying to dissociate themselves from it.

"This is in Jiangbei District, it has zero to do with us in Yuzhong District."

"The weirdos of Jiangbei District have nothing to do with Shapingba either."

"I'm from the outer counties, don't drag me into you urbanites' business."

".........."

After looking at the entire series of statues, Jiang Yun gave a thumbs-up to the live broadcast room. "These twenty yuan were well spent!"

Tuntun nodded in agreement beside him. "Indeed, totally worth it!"

Everyone had seen plenty of good attractions, and quite a few garbage ones too.

But an attraction this delightfully deranged? There were truly very few!

"By the way, brothers, are there any other weird and wacky places like this in Chongqing? Hurry up and introduce a couple to me."

Jiang Yun said with an excited expression.

He genuinely loved these kinds of bizarre, eccentric attractions.

However, not a single Chongqing local in the chat was willing to cooperate with him at this moment.

"No, get lost, don't ask."

"As a Jiangbei native, I've lost all my dignity today, and you're still asking!"

"None, stop asking, dammit, how can such words even come out of your mouth!"

"There really aren't any anymore, just hurry up and leave!"

"There are over six hundred thousand people in this stream, please stop asking, I'm begging you."

"........."

Watching the reactions of the Chongqing netizens in the chat, the expression on Jiang Yun's face grew increasingly wretched and smug.

"Looks like there are still more! The more you resist, the more excited I get! Let me go look for some!"

Saying that, Jiang Yun turned to look at Tuntun. "Anyway, the commendation ceremony is still quite early. How about we stroll around a bit more? I feel like there are still surprises hidden in this place."

"Sure! Let's look around a bit longer."

Tuntun didn't object to Jiang Yun's proposal.

After all, she also enjoyed looking at these kinds of bizarre and wacky tourist spots.

Hearing this, Jiang Yun led Tuntun to wander around the neighborhood.

Unfortunately, such eccentric attractions weren't scattered everywhere.

The two walked for quite a while without finding any other weird spots.

At that moment, Jiang Yun suddenly received a phone call.

After answering and speaking for a few moments, Jiang Yun hung up the phone.

He then turned to the live broadcast room and said, "Time to go, brothers. Off to the commendation ceremony."

With that, he hailed a cab with Tuntun and headed straight for the venue of the commendation ceremony.

Hearing Jiang Yun's words, quite a few viewers in the chat grew interested as well.

"Commendation ceremony? Is that for yesterday's incident?"

"Aside from yesterday's incident, what else would Brother Yun be commended for by Chongqing?"

"Brother Yun has only been in Chongqing for two days and he's already heading to the Broadcasting Corporation's auditorium. I've lived in Chongqing for over thirty years and I've never even been there."

"Me too, I haven't been there in over twenty years, what a failure I am~"

"........."

Seeing the messages in the chat, Jiang Yun laughed and said, "It's fine, brothers. Since I'm live-streaming while receiving the award, it's as if you're all here with me. You'll definitely get to visit in the future too."

As soon as Jiang Yun said this, the live chat was instantly flooded with walls of 'Accepting good luck'.

Yet, right as those comments appeared, Jiang Yun suddenly pouted, wearing a slick and mischievous expression as he said, "Youths do not strive, in adulthood they rely on good luck~"