Chapter 159: Running with the underworld, huh?

“Don’t look, it’s a gun,” Jiang Yun said.

Hearing this, Tuntun instinctively took a step back. After all, who isn’t afraid of a gun?

At that moment, Jiang Yun’s gaze shifted to Wang Ergou. During their earlier fight, Jiang Yun had knocked Wang Ergou’s hat off, which was how he recognized him.

Wang Ergou didn’t look particularly fierce; in fact, he seemed somewhat gentle... At least, on the street, no one would suspect someone like him of armed robbery and home invasion.

Now, Wang Ergou was clutching his wrist, which Jiang Yun had just stepped on and broken, howling in pain.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun slapped him across the face. “What’s with the barking? If you make a sound again, I’ll break your other hand!”

Wang Ergou was speechless but dared not make a sound. After all, he couldn’t win, and his gun had been confiscated.

“Don’t make a sound when I say don’t? Are you a dog or what, so obedient?!” Jiang Yun slapped him again.

Wang Ergou:...

Smack!

“What the hell do you think you’re doing, robbing me?”

Smack!

“Did you ask me before causing trouble in Chengdu? Do you know I’ve got this city covered?”

Smack!

“Armed robbery and murder, huh?”

Smack!

“Home invasion and rape, right?”

Smack!

“Playing gangster, is it?”

Smack!

“Who the hell knocked you out?!”

A rapid series of slaps knocked Wang Ergou unconscious.

His face was swollen like a pig’s head, and he had lost three or four teeth. No matter how much Jiang Yun hit him afterward, he wouldn’t wake up.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun turned and waved his phone screen in front of the livestream camera.

“Don’t call me violent. These are two murderers. This is their wanted poster. You guys see for yourselves.”

The viewers in the livestream instantly understood what Jiang Yun had been doing.

“Damn, these are two murderers?”

“Brother Yunzi is really lucky this time—two guns and not a single shot fired.”

“Probably afraid the gunshots would attract attention, so they didn’t use the guns. But they didn’t expect Brother Yunzi to be so tough.”

“Messing with Brother Yunzi? The War God of Chunxi Road isn’t joking around.”

“I just thought Brother Yunzi was a bit violent, turns out they’re murderers and rapists. Beat them to a pulp!”

“Can Brother Yunzi shoot those two beasts just to test the guns? I’m afraid the ones you confiscated are toys.”

“......”

Just then, the sound of hurried footsteps approached.

Jiang Yun looked toward the noise and saw a group of fully armed police officers running his way.

Without hesitation, Jiang Yun tossed the two guns wrapped in cloth toward them.

“There are two guns here!”

He called out as he threw them. He knew that if he didn’t hand over such weapons immediately, he wouldn’t be treated well.

Sure enough, upon hearing “guns,” the police stopped in their tracks.

One officer stepped forward to confirm and then said to those behind him, “Unloaded, magazines have bullets. These are the two that were thrown.”

Thrown?

Hearing that word, Jiang Yun’s expression grew strange.

Thrown guns... and someone was killed with them...

He dared not imagine how badly the person who lost those guns would be punished...

Lost in thought, Jiang Yun found himself surrounded by the police.

Because he was shirtless, wearing only a pair of shorts, and had just thrown the guns, the police didn’t immediately restrain him.

An older officer, bearing a badge unknown to Jiang Yun, addressed him: “You must be Comrade Jiang Yun. Our colleagues in Chengdu just informed me—thanks to you, these two armed men didn’t pose a serious threat to the public.”

The officer shook Jiang Yun’s hands sincerely, clearly grateful. But Jiang Yun wondered why this man was standing right in the best filming angle of his livestream camera.

As he pondered this, a system voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully checked in today. Reward: Love Blossom Card (12 hours).]

[Love Blossom Card (12 hours): Desire and beauty are human nature. A fulfilling romance requires countless allies. Using this card, the whole world becomes your ally. Good luck!]

Jiang Yun: ??????

This was the second time he’d drawn a special card.

The last time was the “Star of Misfortune.”

That incident even made the Chengdu news and TikTok hot search.

This time, it was something even more abstract.

Me, Jiang Yun, War God of Chunxi Road, handsome and wealthy—do I need this?

Do I need it?!

I do!

A smile began to spread uncontrollably across Jiang Yun’s lips.

Though he didn’t know exactly what it did, this Love Blossom Card seemed fantastic!

Meanwhile, the chat in Jiang Yun’s livestream erupted with “Get lost” comments.

After all, everyone understood Jiang Yun’s signature daydreaming expression well.

“Comrade?”

Obviously, the police officer in front of Jiang Yun had no idea what his daydreaming meant.

The voice snapped Jiang Yun back to reality.

Seeing the flood of “Get lost” messages, Jiang Yun didn’t hesitate to end the livestream and pack up his drone.

The officer, watching his moves, was stunned.

“You’re turning off the livestream?”

“Yeah, I livestream two hours every day. Time’s up, gotta stop.”

The officer opened his mouth, seemingly about to say something, but then forced a smile.

“You really are... punctual, young man!”

Jiang Yun waved it off casually. “Young people don’t like overtime. Plus, livestreaming two hours a day is exhausting.”

His words seemed to quiet the air for a moment.

Realizing his slip, Jiang Yun quickly turned to Tuntun.

“We still need to give statements. I’ll carry you over.”

He moved to lift Tuntun, but she pushed him away and gestured at her tight skirt.

Jiang Yun: ...

It was fine when no one was around, but now with so many people, it wasn’t appropriate for Tuntun to be carried while wearing a tight skirt.

Reluctantly, Jiang Yun took her up like a child.

“Damn, I didn’t notice when you carried me earlier, but now I realize you stink!”

Tuntun slapped him lightly. “Don’t talk nonsense. You drank more than me yesterday.”

“I only threw up once! You almost filled the bathroom for Wenxi.”

Tuntun: ...

Soon, Jiang Yun carried Tuntun to the roadside and got into the police car.

The same officer from before accompanied them.

On the way to the station, Jiang Yun suddenly asked, “Hey, can I ask you something?”

“Go ahead,” the officer replied with a gentle smile.

“Well, if one of your officers subdued and captured these two wanted criminals today, that must be a huge achievement, right?”

“Of course!” The officer answered without hesitation. “One person capturing two armed Class A fugitives? Not only would the officer be highly praised, but their entire department would receive significant accolades.”

Jiang Yun: ...

No wonder Fang Siqi was so clingy before...

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