Chapter 153: A Little Too Hot-Tempered

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Jiang Yun had never bothered to hide the fact that he was a shameless lecher.

There was only one possible reason a man wasn’t horny.

He was impotent.

If you don’t believe me, just look at the people who enjoy fishing, playing with walnut beads, and collecting chargers and screwdrivers. Most of them are over thirty.

You hardly ever see anyone in their teens or twenties doing that.

Why?

Because men in their teens and twenties spend all day thinking about getting laid.

They’re bursting with energy and have nowhere to release it. Where would they find the time to mess around with all that weird stuff?

Jiang Yun was a perfectly normal man, so how could he not like those things?

At most, you could say he had some principles. He wouldn’t sleep around.

But when a woman like Tuntun came offering herself up for your admiration—and even dressed for the occasion—could you really refuse?

Even if you took the most pessimistic view, Jiang Yun had nothing to lose by going out for this meal.

What was the big deal about letting her piggyback off him a little? Dadai had done it before, and Mozai had too.

If she wanted to ride his popularity, so be it. Jiang Yun wasn’t losing anything.

............

After hanging up, Jiang Yun and Tuntun added each other on WeChat.

A little after five that evening, Tuntun sent him the address of the restaurant.

Jiang Yun tidied himself up and set off.

Before long, he arrived at the destination Tuntun had sent him.

Jiang Yun didn’t know whether Tuntun had chosen it deliberately, but the restaurant was once again near Chunxi Road...

And that wasn’t all. Beside the restaurant stood several enormous signs.

[Home Inn Hotel]

She did it on purpose! She absolutely did it on purpose!

Looking at the hotel sign, Jiang Yun couldn’t help sighing. “This woman really knows how to do livestreams.”

He could already guess what would happen. After dinner, when they walked out of the restaurant, Tuntun would definitely give the Home Inn sign a little shake before ending the stream, leaving the viewers with plenty of room for imagination.

As for whether it would damage her reputation... Come on. A major streamer like her had probably already inspired countless pieces of fan fiction.

Did they really think she herself didn’t know? She simply couldn’t be bothered to argue about it.

A little suggestive daydreaming in exchange for a huge surge in popularity was obviously worth it.

“Brother Yun, you’re here early!”

As he was thinking this, Tuntun’s voice came from beside him.

Jiang Yun turned his head.

Holy hell!

Just as she had described over the phone, Tuntun was wearing a white blouse stretched taut over her figure, a tight black pencil skirt, and a pair of sexy black stockings.

Most importantly, she was also wearing rimless glasses...

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Team Leader Meiting!!!

As far as Jiang Yun was concerned, the only difference between Tuntun and Team Leader Meiting was their hair.

Other than that, they were identical!

“Stunned, aren’t you? I look good, right?”

Tuntun flirtatiously swept her hair aside as she spoke.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Yun fell silent for a moment before asking, “Tuntun, have you ever considered leaving behind a few eternal classics?”

Tuntun: “????”

At first, Tuntun didn’t quite understand what he meant. But when she saw the look in his eyes, it suddenly clicked.

She waved her hand. “Not for now. Maybe when life gets difficult.”

“That’s really a shame...” Jiang Yun said regretfully.

“Oh, give me a break.” Tuntun rolled her eyes. “What’s wrong with you men? Why do you always try to persuade respectable women to enter the adult-entertainment business?”

“Enter the adult-entertainment business?” Jiang Yun blinked, apparently puzzled. “What are you talking about? I was only asking whether you’d be interested in taking a set of portrait photos in that outfit.”

Tuntun: “......”

Seeing the way Jiang Yun was struggling to suppress his laughter, Tuntun couldn’t help twitching at the corner of her mouth.

She knew perfectly well what he had meant.

Jiang Yun knew that she knew what he had meant, but he simply refused to admit it.

He was doing it on purpose.

The viewers in Tuntun’s livestream also burst out laughing at their exchange.

“Men have two universal flaws: they urge people in the sea to come ashore, and people on shore to go into the sea.”

“Brother Yun: What do you mean, go into the sea? Don’t make things up. I’m not admitting anything!”

“Honestly, Tuntun’s outfit today is incredible!”

“Incredible? It’s practically bursting.”

“I think Brother Yun is about to be bursting too.”

“I feel like I’m turning into a zombie. Part of my body has already gone rigid.”

“What exactly do you mean by ‘bursting’?”

“..........”

Watching the teasing flood the livestream, Tuntun said, “All right, I’m done messing with you. It’s scorching outside. Let’s go into the restaurant.”

At that, Jiang Yun glanced at Tuntun.

Sure enough, parts of her white blouse had already been dampened, faintly revealing something underneath...

“What are you looking at? Come inside!”

Tuntun waved a hand in front of his face, then turned and walked straight into the restaurant.

The smile at the corner of her mouth proved that she was quite pleased with his reaction.

Following behind her, Jiang Yun let out a sigh.

There was no denying it: this woman really understood livestreaming...

No, more accurately, she understood men.

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Of course, the main reason was that Jiang Yun couldn’t be bothered to pretend.

She looked good, and she had dressed up for him to see. Why shouldn’t he look?

Was he blind?

As long as he didn’t leer at her like a creep, looking openly was the greatest compliment he could give her.

..........

Tuntun had reserved a private room in advance.

Once they entered, she handed the menu to Jiang Yun. “Brother Yun, you order. I’m the one treating you, after all.”

Without even looking at it, Jiang Yun said to the waiter behind him, “Bring us a pot of fresh Pu-erh tea first. I’ll take my time with the rest.”

“Certainly, sir.”

The waiter nodded.

Tuntun looked at Jiang Yun curiously. “You like tea?”

“Not particularly. It’s just that the weather’s a little hot today, and I’ve got rather a lot of heat in me.”

Tuntun: “.........”

For some reason, Tuntun instinctively glanced downward.

That tiny movement did not escape the livestream viewers, and the chat instantly exploded.

“Tuntun: You’ve got a lot of heat? Let me take a look!”

“Brother Kun: You’ve got too much heat? Didn’t I teach you what to do? Did I tell you to drink tea?!”

“Tea for excessive heat? Who taught you that?”

“Oh no, Brother Yun is turning into a zombie too. I can feel part of him getting rigid!”

“..........”

Jiang Yun noticed Tuntun’s little movement as well. Raising an eyebrow, he said, “What are you looking at? You don’t have one?”

“I really don’t.”

Jiang Yun: “.........”

He had spoken too quickly. She really didn’t have one.

“Forget it. You order. I don’t know what to eat.”

Jiang Yun handed the menu back to Tuntun.

Tuntun studied it for a few seconds, then narrowed her eyes and smiled at him.

That smile gave Jiang Yun a bad feeling.

The next second, Tuntun said to the waiter, “One plate of shrimp with scrambled eggs and chives, one plate of scrambled eggs with chives, one bowl of yam and longan porridge, one plate of stir-fried yam, one plate of scallions braised with sea cucumber, one plate of beef with scallions, one plate of dry-fried yardlong beans, one plate of sliced pork with garlic and luffa, and one plate of mutton with garlic. That’s all for now. We’ll order more if it isn’t enough.”

Hearing this, the waiter instinctively looked at Jiang Yun, his eyes filled with indescribable strangeness.