Eat shit!

Jiang Yun didn't actually intend to do anything to Duxiaomei; he just wanted to tease her a little. So, after hearing her apology, Jiang Yun logged out of the livestream.

After searching for some sleep-aid videos, Jiang Yun watched for a little while and drifted off to sleep.

Perhaps because he slept so well, Jiang Yun woke up half an hour earlier than usual the next day.

He washed up and grabbed his car keys downstairs.

Once in the car, Jiang Yun turned on his streaming equipment.

Whether it was because of his early arrival or not, less than two minutes after the stream started, the viewer count broke 100,000+.

"Whoa, he's actually not late!"

"He worked overtime yesterday, and today he's early? Is he turning over a new leaf?"

"Brother Yun, don't be like this, I'm scared. Why don't you just leave early? I'm genuinely afraid you'll start taking massive leaves after broadcasting for a few days."

"Such an abnormal early arrival, it's genuinely terrifying."

".........."

Seeing the bullet comments in the chat, Jiang Yun couldn't help rolling his eyes: "Are you people sick in the head? You scold me when I'm late or leave early, you scold me when I work overtime, and now you scold me for being early. Are you all gluttons for punishment?"

Generally speaking, if a streamer cursed out the audience like this, it would provoke dissatisfaction.

Unfortunately, the people in Jiang Yun's chat were far from ordinary audience members...

"I feel so refreshed now."

"Much better after getting chewed out."

"Scold me harder, hubby!"

"Yell at me fiercely, hubby!"

"........"

Jiang Yun: .........

"I can't be bothered to argue with you lot. Today, I'm going to do a livestream like never before!"

While starting the car, Jiang Yun said with a solemn expression: "This is a stream unlike any I've ever done since entering the broadcasting industry. It's a completely unprecedented scene you've never witnessed before. Are you ready?!"

Hearing Jiang Yun's words, the audience in the chat grew excited as well.

"Is this that kind of paid streaming content?"

"If you're going to put it that way, I'm wide awake!"

"I knew it, the early bird gets the worm!"

"Could it be that you've prepared some really spicy content today?!"

"........"

Seeing that the audience's emotions had been successfully stirred up, Jiang Yun continued: "Yesterday, I debunked the rumor that my horoscope clashed with Duxiaomei's. Today, I'm going to debunk the next rumor: the so-called Innate Absurdist Saint Body! I want to prove that all the bizarre things I've encountered before were pure coincidence. I, Jiang Yun, am just a normal, ordinary person. As long as I don't stir up drama, my livestream will be exceptionally normal! Today is going to be a normal stream! Absolutely!"

Jiang Yun's tone was passionate, and his gaze was as resolute as someone applying to join the party.

It's just that these words sounded a bit strange...

"It took my brain ages to process this—isn't he just trying to pad the stream time?!"

"Damn it, what a waste of excitement. Turns out this is just an excuse to pad for time!"

"Truly, listening to your words is like playing Zhuangzi with purification equipped!"

"........."

Soon, the car arrived at its destination.

Looking at the familiar street, Jiang Yun couldn't help sighing: "Today, let me show you how the so-called Chunxi Road War God is just a joke. Without me causing any antics, let alone broadcasting for two hours, even if I stream here for an entire day, you won't see a single bizarre person or event. Not a single one!"

As soon as Jiang Yun finished speaking, a male voice came from nearby: "Brother Yun! I actually managed to ambush you!"

Jiang Yun: ?????

Are you seriously here to slap me in the face on purpose?

With a bewildered expression, Jiang Yun turned his head toward the source of the voice.

He saw a young man running toward him with an excited look on his face.

"Brother Yun, I've finally caught you. This was not easy!"

The man reached out with both hands and firmly shook Jiang Yun's hands, saying.

"Hello, hello."

Jiang Yun shook his hand back, then asked in bewilderment, "Did you wait here specifically for me?"

"Yeah, you're the Chunxi Road War God, so you were bound to come to Chunxi Road eventually, right?"

Jiang Yun: ......

Refusing to believe it, Jiang Yun glanced at his personal information panel.

*(System Live Stream Magnetic Field Enhancement - OFF)*

Looking at the three big characters "OFF," Jiang Yun couldn't help doubting reality.

Huh?

Did you actually turn it off?

You didn't secretly toggle it back on behind my back, did you?

"Is there something you need?"

"Huh?" The man looked at Jiang Yun in confusion. "Isn't today's random challenge happening?"

"Uh... there isn't one today, I haven't started it."

"Oh, I see..."

A flash of disappointment crossed the young man's face.

Realizing that this guy had come all this way specifically to find him, Jiang Yun softened and asked, "What level is your fan badge? If you're a true die-hard fan, I'll give you a chance at a challenge, alright?"

"Uh..."

The young man scratched the back of his head and asked tentatively, "Brother Yun, do you know what 'not spending a single coin is the ultimate companionship' means?"

Jiang Yun: ........

Fine, fine, fine!

Between exasperation and amusement, Jiang Yun looked at the young man and said, "In a way, you really are a die-hard fan, damn it."

Upon hearing this, the young man puffed out his chest proudly and said, "Of course. I've been following you ever since you were playing in the Challenger tier in the canyon. For over a whole year, I haven't spent a single penny!"

Hearing this, the audience in the chat completely lost it.

"Fine, fine, fine. My boy here is indeed a true die-hard fan."

"Fun fact: Brother Yun has forty million followers and over half a million viewers in his chat room, but only seventy thousand fan badges. A true die-hard fan won't spend a single dime!"

"Not spending a single coin is the ultimate companionship!"

"I watch Brother Yun's stream every day. Not only have I not spent a penny, but I also grabbed a lucky bag and won ten thousand diamonds. Should I be proud?"

"........."

Looking at the young man's proud little expression, Jiang Yun opened his mouth, words failing him.

How the hell do you manage to say something like that with a straight face?

Huh???

The most hilarious part was that the young man looked at Jiang Yun with dead seriousness again: "Brother Yun, can I take on a challenge?"

Jiang Yun fell silent for a moment, then looked back at the young man with equal seriousness: "Do you know who the best fighter in Chengdu is?"

The man: ......

Hearing Jiang Yun's question, the man subconsciously took two steps back and crossed his arms over his chest: "Brother Yun, stay calm. You can't do that."

Watching the young man's comical antics, Jiang Yun was amused to the point of laughter: "Fine, fine, fine. I'll give you a chance, alright? Pick a number from 1 to 10!"

"I choose 1!"

The young man said without hesitation.

Hearing that, Jiang Yun followed up without missing a beat: "Imitate internet celebrity Lao Ba's iconic viral scene. Go on, Pikachu!"

The man: ?????

"Brother Yun, are you serious?"

"You can pick another one."

"Then I'll pick 2."

"Go eat shit."

The man: ???????

Are you doing this on purpose???

Does this mean no matter what I pick, I end up eating shit?!