Bringing you some local specialties

Anyone who has ever played a five-man premade knows the drill.

The so-called five-man squad starts with laughter and cheers in the early game, goes dead silent in the mid-game, and ends with everyone suffering from total social autism by the late game.

Playing all night from eight in the evening, by breakfast the next morning everyone sits at a separate table.

And that is just for a normal group of five guys playing together.

Let alone today, when Jiang Yun was carrying a squad reminiscent of a concubine trying to educate the young master.

In the entire team, he was the only carry in the true sense of the word.

Tun Tun could at best manage not to hold the team back.

As for the others... Jiang Yun’s evaluation was: "Without the few of you, this game wouldn't even have been possible to start."

Hearing Jiang Yun’s verdict, the viewers in both Muzi’s and Tun Tun’s streaming rooms laughed so hard their faces went numb.

"Brother Yun: I can't carry them, I genuinely cannot carry them!"

"Brother Yun: We play games to have fun... Have fun my foot!"

"Everyone who has ever carried a girl knows that one girl is joy, two girls are torture, so I dare not even imagine what it feels like to carry four."

"Brother Yun: Come on, turn off your streams everyone, I need to have a proper chat with you lot!"

".........."

At this moment, Dailv didn't feel the slightest bit embarrassed. Even though she was the biggest anchor-weight dragging down the team, she still arrogantly said to Jiang Yun, "You're not that great either, Brother Yun, you couldn't even carry me!"

Hearing Dailv's words, Jiang Yun remained silent for a moment before saying, "Third Sister Dai, stay right where you are at home, I'm going to send you some Sichuan specialty local products right now."

"Hey hey hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Calm down!"

As soon as Jiang Yun finished speaking, Dailv hurriedly tried to dissuade him.

Although she didn't know what kind of specialty products Jiang Yun had in mind, they certainly wouldn't be anything good!

"Um, I think it's almost time for my stream, let's call it a day, bye-bye, let's play together again next time."

With that, Dailv logged off immediately.

At this point, Jiang Yun shifted his target to Sister Tuo: "Sister Tuo, you live with Dailv, right? In that case, I'll send some local specialties over to your place too."

"No no no, I'm a local, I don't need any local specialties. Actually, I'm a bit tired, bye-bye."

Another teammate disconnected.

In truth, everyone could tell that Jiang Yun saw it was getting late and was just joking around with Dailv and Sister Tuo, but Tun Tun couldn't resist teasing, "Brother Yun, why don't you send me your home address too, and send me some local specialties as well?"

"Oh?" Jiang Yun raised an eyebrow. "Your home address? In that case, what I send might not be local specialties, it might just be my own specialty."

Upon hearing this, the viewers in the streaming room couldn't help chiming in with banter.

"Send me your address, Tun Tun, I have some special products for you too."

"I have a business deal worth hundreds of millions that I need to discuss with you in person, Tun Tun!"

"I have a little brother who would love to pay a personal visit to little Tun Tun, just wondering if there's a chance."

"Little Tun Tun? This is clearly big Tun Tun! Don't talk nonsense upstairs!"

"Anyone upstairs can tell you clearly don't understand, it's obviously little Tun Tun!"

"You're the one who doesn't understand, both big and small Tun Tun work!"

"..........."

"You two shouldn't go too far, alright, don't get my stream banned."

Muzi couldn't help complaining.

Hearing her, Jiang Yun chuckled, "Alright, I won't mess with you guys anymore, it's about time for me to go to sleep, good night."

"Good night, let's play again next time."

"Alright then, together next time."

After exchanging good nights, Jiang Yun disconnected from the voice channel and exited the game lobby.

Once out of the game, Jiang Yun originally intended to scroll through Douyin for a bit before sleeping.

As soon as he opened Douyin, however, the second video pushed to him was Dailv's live stream.

What made it even more critical was that this person was bad-mouthing him in her stream yet again.

"What do you mean I bad-mouth people behind their backs? He was clearly the worst player in the match just now. I don't usually play this game much anyway, isn't it normal for me to play poorly? But he is a Challenger tier player in this game! Yet he couldn't even carry me—if he isn't the worst, then what is?"

Seeing Dailv complaining about him once more, Jiang Yun raised an eyebrow, clicked directly into the stream, and tapped the Carnival icon a few times.

[User Yunzi gifted streamer Dailv a Douyin Carnival * 10]

Seeing the gift, Dailv instinctively thanked him, "Thank you Yunzi for the... huh? Jiang Yun?"

A trace of awkwardness appeared on Dailv's face, as this was already the second time today she had been caught bad-mouthing Jiang Yun behind his back.

[User Yunzi sent a Super Bullet Comment: Come on, come on, go right ahead.]

Seeing the words on the screen, Dailv said in a weak tone, "I was just joking, how come you took it seriously?"

With that, Dailv glanced sideways at the stream's bullet comments.

"Such a two-faced expression???"

"Caught in the act again???"

"Aren't they just a few Carnivals? Log off! Keep insulting him!"

"What's the big deal, keep insulting him, don't chicken out!"

"Old woman don't chicken out, keep insulting him, I love hearing it!"

".........."

[User Brother Yun sent a Super Bullet Comment: Apologize!]

Dailv pouted. "Aiyo, why do my eyes feel a bit dry, it seems like I can't see things clearly anymore, what's going on~"

Hearing Dailv's forced and artificial tone, Jiang Yun didn't waste any words.

[User Yunzi gifted streamer Dailv a Douyin Carnival * 100]

Looking at the full-screen special effects of the gifts, Dailv's previously 'dry' eyes instantly lit up.

"Aiyo, Brother Yun, what are you doing this for? I just didn't see your bullet comment earlier, if I had seen it sooner, I definitely would have apologized long ago!"

Saying this, Dailv waved her hand grandly and announced to the audience in the stream, "Brothers, everything I said just now was pure fabrication on my part. Brother Yun is the strongest Challenger player in League of Legends I have ever seen. Not winning a single match today was entirely because I was dragging him down. Everyone must never doubt Brother Yun's skill! I am apologizing right here for the slanderous words I said just now!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the streaming room instantly filled with question marks.

"？？？？？？"

"Such a two-faced expression????"

"Good grief, that is definitely not what you were saying a moment ago."

"How can a person abandon their dignity just for money? Of course, if the money is given to me, pretend I said nothing."

"Can you have a shred of backbone? You caved for just three million diamonds? That's only thirty thousand RMB!"

"Exactly, exactly, Brother Yun just tipped Muzi one million earlier."

"..........."

Seeing these bullet comments, Dailv smiled and replied, "People shouldn't be too greedy. Whatever Brother Yun tips others is his own business, but at least I'm fully stuffed. I'm quite satisfied with thirty thousand, alright?"

Having said that, Dailv looked at the stream's leaderboard, only to discover that Jiang Yun had already exited the stream at some point.

"What the heck, why did he leave? Doesn't that mean my act just now was for nothing? Shouldn't you think I have great character and then shower me with another million?"

Viewers in the streaming room: "？？？？？？"