Chapter 135: Why on Earth Did You Provoke Him?

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As Chengdu’s most famous commercial district, Taikoo Li has always drawn enormous crowds.

How enormous? Here is a simple example.

When Jiang Yun streamed from Chunxi Road before, he did not run into fans very often.

But today, less than a minute after arriving at Taikoo Li, two girls hurried over to him. With eager looks on their faces, they asked, “Hello, are you Brother Yun?”

They were female fans—and quite pretty ones at that. As a shameless old lecher, Jiang Yun naturally greeted them with his gentlest smile and most tender attitude.

“That’s me. Is there something I can help you with?”

“Would you mind taking a photo with us?”

One of the girls held up her phone as she spoke.

Jiang Yun nodded, then shamelessly positioned himself between the two girls and took a picture with both of them.

At that moment, the livestream chat began flooding the screen with the words: Watch his face!

After the photo, the girl who had first greeted Jiang Yun asked, “Brother Yun, would you mind answering a question for us?”

“Sure. Ask away.”

“The economy isn’t doing very well right now. How do you think ordinary people like us can make a lot of money? Because of the current situation, my best friend and I have both become a little anxious.”

Jiang Yun: ...

Me?

You’re asking me?

You’re asking a guy with a cheat system?

How the hell would I know?

Jiang Yun was silent for a moment before slowly replying, “I don’t think there’s any point in being anxious. Given the assets you currently have, they’re not going to shrink. You didn’t have any money to begin with, so what are you worried about regarding the economic climate?”

The female fan who had asked the question: ...

She opened and closed her mouth, apparently wanting to say something, but Jiang Yun continued, “Even when the economy was doing well, you didn’t manage to make any money. Now that an economic crisis has arrived, you suddenly want to make a fortune? Aren’t you making things difficult for yourself? In my opinion, the most important thing in life is to treat yourself well!”

The female fan: ...

A second devastating blow!

And he still wasn’t finished!

Having gotten carried away, Jiang Yun continued rubbing salt into the girl’s wounds.

“If you can control your urge to spend and hold on to that pitiful little bit of money in your hands, then I think you’re already doing great!”

A triple combo!

After enduring Jiang Yun’s three consecutive attacks, the female fan said nothing. She silently took out her phone, opened his profile right in front of him, and then blocked him.

After doing all that, she grabbed her best friend and walked away without looking back.

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The viewers in the livestream could not help laughing when they saw this.

“You really had to provoke him? Look what happened. Happy now?”

“Do you think Brother Yun was only talking about that one girl?”

“Stop yelling at me, stop yelling! I’ll go home and farm, all right?”

“Boo-hoo, it’s still early in the morning, and I’m already getting scolded while watching a livestream.”

“...”

Watching the female fan disappear without looking back, Jiang Yun smacked his lips and said to the viewers, “Everyone, don’t ask me how to get rich either. The truth is something everyone understands. Food and warmth come through hard work, a comfortable life requires talent, and getting rich depends on luck. I can’t exactly teach you how to perform magic, can I?”

Jiang Yun was speaking from the heart.

Back when he worked in factories and other places, he relied on hard work to secure the necessities of life.

Later, thanks to his talent for gaming, he became a streamer. If he had not signed with a bloodsucking agency, his streaming income would have been enough to let him live a fairly comfortable life.

As for getting rich now ...

That was purely thanks to the system.

If that wasn’t luck, what was?

After speaking, Jiang Yun turned his attention to the pedestrians around him.

“All right, boys. It’s time to find a suitable target and begin today’s random challenge. I wonder how many people will manage to walk away with ten thousand yuan.”

Before Jiang Yun could choose a target, another young man came running toward him.

“Brother Yun, pick me! Pick me! I’ve been waiting for you for ages!”

Jiang Yun: ...

Well, well. Someone had actually lain in wait for him here?

“I don’t have a problem with choosing you, but then it wouldn’t be random enough. What if the viewers disagree?”

The young man spoke with complete confidence. “Did you know beforehand that you would meet me here? Isn’t that random enough? Sure, I deliberately came here to ambush you, but from your perspective, you had no idea I would appear here. So it’s completely random!”

“That ... actually makes some sense?”

His argument was a little strange, but when Jiang Yun thought about it, there did not seem to be anything wrong with it.

So he decided to give the man a chance.

“Are you sure you want to participate in today’s random challenge?”

“Absolutely! I’m ready to take your ten thousand yuan!” The young man still wore an expression of total confidence.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun revealed a sly smile.

“Fine. Your challenge is to choose a woman who already has a boyfriend and ask for her social-media contact right in front of her boyfriend.”

Hearing this, the young man stared at him in confusion.

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“Huh? Wasn’t I supposed to choose a number? You assigned the challenge yourself. What’s random about that?”

Jiang Yun spread his hands. “The challenge may be predetermined from my perspective, but it’s completely random from yours. After all, you had no idea what kind of challenge you would face, right?”

The young man: ...

All right, all right. So you’re using my own theory to fool me now?

You just learned it and immediately turned around and used it?

The viewers in the livestream strongly agreed with Jiang Yun.

“Nothing wrong with that. You didn’t know the challenge beforehand, so how is that not random?”

“Using his own logic against him. Brother Yun is incredible.”

“Brother Yun: Heh, you want to play word games with me? You think I can’t turn them back on you?”

“This challenge ... sounds delightfully nasty.”

“He’s definitely going to get beaten up. Unless he does what that tattooed guy did last time and calls someone for help.”

“...”

In fact, the young man had originally planned to do exactly what the viewers suggested. He intended to imitate the tattooed man from last time, make a phone call, and have someone ask for the girl’s contact information.

But one sentence from Jiang Yun made him give up on that plan.

“I’ll choose the couple for you this time. Your only responsibility is to go over there and court disaster.”

The young man: ...

All right, all right. So the beating that tattooed guy escaped last time is going to be passed on to me?

After a long silence, the young man looked up at Jiang Yun.

“Come on, Brother Yun. Wreck me good!”

Jiang Yun: ???

“Brother, you can eat whatever you want, but you can’t say whatever you want. What do you mean, ‘wreck me’? This is just a challenge!”

“Fine, fine. Let’s get started. I can’t wait to take your ten thousand yuan!”

“All right.” Jiang Yun nodded, then turned his gaze toward the pedestrians around them.

Taikoo Li was the largest commercial district in Chengdu, so there were naturally plenty of couples there.

To make sure the young man would not be beaten too badly, Jiang Yun decided to choose a target who did not look particularly strong.

However, just then, Jiang Yun spotted two familiar faces ...

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