Chapter 113: Holding Hands Should Be Enough to Conceive

“Just kidding, turn on your camera so we can have a look,” Jiang Yun said with a smile.

At his words, the female fan also turned on her camera.

Soon, a face that looked sweet and charming appeared in the livestream.

The viewers immediately flooded the chat with messages calling her “wife.”

Seeing this, the fan smiled sweetly and said, “Hello, Brother Yun, hello everyone in the livestream.”

With her slightly coquettish tone, even more viewers started calling her “wife.”

“Hello, come on, show us your little dress,” Jiang Yun said with a grin, clearly not fooled by her appearance or voice.

After all, those familiar with the fierce spirit of Sichuan-Chongqing knew the truth.

“Hi everyone, this little dress was bought for me by my boyfriend. Do you think it looks nice?” the girl stood up and stepped back a bit.

Instantly, a pair of long, beautiful legs appeared on screen.

Paired with the white pleated skirt, many in the livestream were captivated.

But at that moment, a white Pomeranian dog entered the frame.

It ran over to the girl’s legs, rubbed against her calf, and barked twice.

Still focused on showing off her skirt, the girl gently said to the dog, “Good boy, go play over there.”

She softly nudged the dog away with her leg.

However, the Pomeranian seemed not to understand and came back immediately, barking two more times.

“Good boy, don’t cause trouble, go play over there,” the girl repeated, pushing the dog again.

Just as the dog was about to run back, the girl’s expression suddenly changed. “Three!!!”

The moment she spoke, the dog immediately ran out of the bedroom.

Once it left, the girl smiled at Jiang Yun and said, “Sorry, Brother Yun, my dog is a bit mischievous.”

If this had been before, the audience would have been fooled by her face, blaming the dog.

But now...

“Sichuan-Chongqing fierce spirit, truly well deserved!”

“I knew that was just a façade!”

“No one can count ‘3, 2, 1’ fully with a Sichuan-Chongqing fierce spirit around!”

“For a moment there, I thought I saw my mom and got so scared I couldn’t even finish!”

“I was right in the middle of something and suddenly saw my sister, scared me off.”

“...”

Facing the viewers’ teasing, the girl helplessly said, “It’s not like what you all think. We Sichuan-Chongqing girls are very gentle. That was just an accident.”

“Yeah, right!”

Jiang Yun, having lived in Chengdu for more than twenty years, naturally didn’t argue and just nodded perfunctorily.

“Wait, Brother Yun, why are you joining in? We really are…”

Before she finished, a middle-aged man entered the bedroom doorway.

With a stern face, he looked at the girl and asked in the Chengdu dialect, “Hey, are you having a boyfriend?”

The girl bit her lip, eyes darting around nervously, avoiding his gaze.

The livestream audience immediately understood what was going on.

“Oh no, dad just caught her dating~”

“Looks like she’s already an adult, but the dad is still so strict. If it were the boyfriend’s parents, they’d probably be celebrating.”

“This really shows the difference in reaction when boys and girls get caught dating.”

“Don’t be afraid, girl! You’re an adult now. Who doesn’t date?”

“...”

At this, the man continued sternly, “You’re grown up now, dating is normal, I get that. But look at who you’re dating!”

He took out his phone and played a voice message.

“Old Yang, your daughter’s dating my youngest son! Happy? Surprised? Even better, my son used the methods you taught me to chase girls to win over your daughter! What’s that called? Shooting yourself in the foot! From now on, your grandkids will carry my family name, how’s that for you? Hahaha...”

Even through the screen, Jiang Yun could feel how smug the voice on the message was.

The girl’s father, furious, said, “Are all the good men dead? You had to pick that useless brat? What do you see in him? He looks just like his old man!”

The girl couldn’t help but respond, “You don’t understand him, he’s a good person…”

Before she could finish, her father interrupted, “Maybe I don’t know him, but I know his old man. If he was any good, we’d be brothers. How far have you two gotten?”

“J-just holding hands,” she said, avoiding eye contact.

Her father didn’t notice this detail, but the livestream viewers did.

“I don’t know him? Fine, I’ll go settle this now!”

“Usually when they say ‘holding hands,’ it means they’ve already done more.”

“They’ve known each other since they were kids, considered childhood sweethearts, and already gone that far? They’ve basically gone through everything.”

“Judging by her expression, she’s probably wondering if holding hands can lead to pregnancy?”

“Don’t be scared, girl. Holding hands leading to pregnancy is normal; just tell your dad that and you’re done!”

“...”

Just as the audience prepared for more juicy gossip, the girl suddenly remembered the call.

She walked over to her phone and abruptly ended the connection, leaving the viewers with nothing more to follow.

“Hey, why did she end the call? I haven’t had enough of this!”

“Ahhh, no more updates, I feel like ants are crawling on me.”

“Honestly, if my daughter got with my buddy’s son, I’d be even more excited than that dad!”

“I can’t imagine how happy I’d be if my son got with my buddy’s daughter!”

“Brother Yun, can you contact the girl? We want to know what happens next.”

“...”

Jiang Yun saw the comments and shrugged helplessly, “Guys, don’t mess around. This is the girl’s family business. We’ve gossiped enough already; you want more?”

He then rubbed his chin and added, “But I have noticed one thing. Fans who say they’re not active in relationships are often the happiest in their lives. Don’t you think?”

The viewers agreed.

“True, those who say they’re inactive are often living their best lives.”

“They all say they’re single, but are the quickest to apply for live calls.”

“So am I really the only one truly single?”

“Damn it, I’m going to compete with you all for the best life!”

“Brother Yun, what do you mean by ‘active’? Are you serious?”

“I don’t know if Brother Yun is serious, but he sure doesn’t look serious!”

“...”

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