Chapter 106: Tattoos, Huh? Gangsters?

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Jiang Yun quickly locked onto his next challenger. This time it was another young man, who was carrying a gym bag and had just stepped out of a fitness center when Jiang Yun intercepted him.

"Hey there, handsome. Interested in taking on a quick challenge?"

The young man glanced at the livestreaming drone floating beside Jiang Yun and asked, "What kind of challenge?"

Jiang Yun explained, "You can choose a number from one to ten. Each number represents a different challenge. If you complete it, you win ten thousand yuan. Oh, by the way, four, five, and six are off the table—they've already been taken."

"Ten thousand?" The young man's eyes lit up.

As expected, most people couldn't resist the temptation of ten thousand yuan.

"That's right. Complete the challenge, and you get ten thousand yuan transferred to you on the spot. Two people just succeeded earlier, and I sent it straight to them via WeChat."

"In that case... I'll give it a shot."

"Please choose your number."

"Hmm... I'll go with one, then."

"One? Let me see..." Jiang Yun glanced at his challenge list, then grinned. "The challenge for number one is: find someone on the street with a prominent tattoo, pat their tattoo, and ask them in a mocking tone, 'Got a tattoo, huh? Think you're in a gang?' After saying that, you have to make sure you don't get beaten up."

The young man stood there, utterly dumbfounded.

Hearing Jiang Yun's words, he looked at him with a bizarre expression. "Is this some kind of death-wish challenge?"

"Oh, come on, how could it be? This is just a simple movie-mimicking challenge. You've seen *Breakup Buddies*, right?"

Jiang Yun maintained his bright, sunny smile, sounding completely sincere.

But no matter how he looked at it, the young man felt something was off. He couldn't help but feel that Jiang Yun's smile was... incredibly cheeky.

Meanwhile, the viewers in the livestream chat were already cracking up.

"Oh ho, another death-wish challenge."

"Well, he definitely won't pick a cop this time. Police officers aren't allowed to have tattoos."

"Actually, he could use Brother Yun's trick from earlier. Mock them first, then immediately follow up by saying the tattoo looks great, ask where they got it, and say he wants one too. That way he at least won't get beaten up. But looking at this guy, he probably hasn't watched Brother Yun's streams before."

"Brother Yun's challenges either disgust yourself or annoy passersby..."

"If his luck is bad, he's going to get thrashed right on the spot..."

"..."

"I've seen *Breakup Buddies*," the young man said, looking at Jiang Yun. "But didn't the guy who said that line in the movie almost wet himself from fear?"

Yet Jiang Yun explained with a straight face, "But he didn't get beaten up, did he? We live in a civilized society; people don't just throw punches that easily."

"So this challenge of yours is literally designed to get me beat up, isn't it?"

"Uh..." Seeing that the guy had seen right through him, Jiang Yun had to resort to his ultimate provocation. "Are you just not man enough? If you can't handle it, forget it. I'll find someone else."

As he spoke, Jiang Yun glanced at the muscles on the young man's arms and let out a disdainful scoff. "Tch, typical useless gym muscles."

"What did you say?!"

Hearing Jiang Yun call his hard-earned gains "useless gym muscles," the young man instantly flared up.

"Juicer," "protein powder baby," "useless gym muscles"—these terms were absolute landmines for any fitness enthusiast.

And Jiang Yun's words, paired with the expression on his face, amounted to a masterclass in provocation.

Yet even then, Jiang Yun had no intention of stopping. He pushed further. "You don't dare to take it because you're scared of getting hit, right? With a build that size, if those muscles were the real deal, would you be afraid of a little scuffle? You're not actually a fragile giant who'd get knocked down by just anyone, are you?"

The young man's expression twisted in anger. "Me, scared? What a joke! I just thought it was a bit disrespectful to strangers. Putting that aside, what is there for me to be afraid of?"

"So, are you taking the challenge or not?"

"I'll take it! Who's afraid of who!"

Listening to their exchange, many viewers in the livestream chat felt their hearts leap into their throats.

"I was so worried that gym bro was going to deck Brother Yun right there."

"If I didn't know Brother Yun actually has some real martial arts skills, I'd seriously worry about him getting beaten to death."

"Brother Yun: Either the challenger gets beaten up, or I do. Either way, my mouth is going to run!"

"Viewers in the stream, please don't try this at home. Brother Yun is a really good fighter, and he usually compensates people afterward. If you try to copy him, you're on your own."

"Since Brother Yun actively taunted him, the challenger will probably get a reward regardless of whether he wins or loses."

"..."

Anyone who had been watching Jiang Yun's streams for a while knew that he was quite a capable fighter himself, so there was no real danger of him getting hurt.

Furthermore, although Jiang Yun had a smart mouth, he always handled the aftermath beautifully. If a passerby was genuinely angered by the prank, he would always compensate them to smooth things over.

As for the compensation... long-time fans knew it started at ten thousand yuan.

While the challenger scanned the area for a target, Jiang Yun whispered to the camera, "If the tattooed passerby actually gets mad later, I'll give them five thousand yuan as compensation. Even if the challenger fails, they'll still get five thousand. Don't think I'm just being disrespectful. It's a challenge, so we need some entertainment value, but we can't genuinely hurt innocent bystanders. If a real fight breaks out, I'll step in to stop it. You guys get what I mean, right?"

Jiang Yun's words resonated with the viewers.

"Fair enough. Paying them off afterward cools their anger while keeping the entertainment value high during the process."

"This challenge really isn't for everyone. Even knowing the outcome, my heart is still pounding."

"Being a troll while still looking out for others—respect, Brother Yun."

"This is why Brother Yun is different from other prank streamers. He's actually willing to shell out cash, ensuring everyone ends up happy."

"Virgin Egg and Douzhi Sister: 'So I would've been better off getting a tattoo and walking past you?'"

"How does Brother Yun come up with so many cheeky challenges?"

"..."

While the chat was discussing, the muscular challenger found his target.

He pointed to a bald passerby with tattoos not far away and said, "Can I choose him?"

Jiang Yun glanced at the target the gym bro had chosen.

It was a bald man with full tattoo sleeves on both arms. He looked to be just over six feet tall and was heavily built. Just by visual estimation, Jiang Yun suspected the man weighed over two hundred pounds, matching his height perfectly.

*Gulp.*

Jiang Yun swallowed hard instinctively.

This guy looked like someone you did not want to mess with. If they chose him, the two might start throwing punches before Jiang Yun could even react.

"Are you sure?"

The muscular guy heard Jiang Yun swallow. Lifting his chin with supreme confidence, he said, "I'm sure! Him! I'm going to show you whether my muscles are just for show!"

Jiang Yun: ???

*Wait, bro, I asked you to do a prank, not start a street fight!*

*From the sound of your voice, you're literally looking for a brawl!*