Chapter 105: Not Even Worth Giving to a Dog
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“Your challenge is to randomly find a passerby, ask about their occupation and income, and then tell them, ‘Your salary isn’t even good enough for my dog.’”
The young man: ????
“Come on, Yun, are you serious? Isn’t this a bit too much? Are you trying to get me killed?”
The young man stared incredulously at Jiang Yun.
He couldn’t even imagine how furious he’d be if a stranger mocked him like that.
But Jiang Yun, utterly unconcerned, replied, “It’s actually really simple. Just ask casually—the art is in how you say it. If you don’t know how, I can demonstrate, but you can’t copy my words exactly after I show you.”
“A demonstration? Alright, I don’t believe you won’t get punched if you talk to a stranger like that.”
The young man was unconvinced, unable to see how anyone could say such a thing to a stranger without provoking a fight.
“Watch carefully!” Jiang Yun said, then walked over to a nearby passerby. “Hey, excuse me.”
The passerby looked at Jiang Yun, a little puzzled. “Can I help you?”
Jiang Yun smiled warmly. “Do you mind if I ask what you do for a living?”
The passerby was still uncertain but answered, “I work in IT. Why?”
“Would you mind telling me roughly how much you earn each month?”
“Uh... around twenty thousand. Sometimes a bit more, sometimes less.”
“What? Twenty thousand? My dog wouldn’t even want that salary!”
The passerby’s expression changed instantly at Jiang Yun’s words, and just as he was about to get angry, Jiang Yun added, “But if the dog doesn’t want it, I do. Does your company have any openings?”
The passerby was speechless.
He opened his mouth, wanting to retort, but held back.
He wanted to curse, but somehow didn’t really feel like it.
It just seemed... Jiang Yun was a little odd.
“I don’t know. You can ask our HR department.”
With that, the passerby turned and left, refusing to waste any more words.
After the passerby left, Jiang Yun turned to the young man participating in the challenge and shrugged. “See? It’s easy. He just thinks I’m a bit strange—he’s not going to hit me.”
Viewers in the livestream also felt they’d learned something.
“Damn, it’s true. If I were that passerby, I’d just think Yun’s a weirdo, but I wouldn’t punch him.”
“Yun’s approach is definitely cheeky, but not enough to get him hit.”
“I’ve learned something—going to try this myself later.”
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The young man who had witnessed the whole thing nodded. “It doesn’t seem that hard after all. Let me give it a try!”
With Jiang Yun’s demonstration, the young man felt he could manage it by adjusting his tone and finding a suitable excuse—he shouldn’t get punched.
Worst case, he’d just tell the person he was doing a challenge and apologize.
Anyway, with ten thousand at stake, he could buy the person a nice pack of cigarettes to smooth things over!
Thinking this, the young man set his sights on another nearby passerby.
“Excuse me, sir, may I trouble you for a moment?” he called, mimicking Jiang Yun.
Hearing the voice, the passerby looked at him. “Hello, what can I do for you?”
“Would you mind telling me how much you earn each month?”
The passerby frowned slightly. “Why do you want to know?”
The young man grinned. “I’m just curious about what people do and how much they earn, so I’m randomly asking around.”
The passerby sized him up and replied, “About six thousand a month, give or take.”
“Six thousand? My dog—”
The young man was about to begin the challenge when the passerby added, “Actually, I’m a police officer, so my salary isn’t always fixed.”
The young man: ????
On hearing this, he immediately swallowed the words he was about to say.
“What did you say you were about to do? Give what?” the police officer asked, looking puzzled.
A bitter smile appeared on the young man’s face.
Could he really say it? If he did, he’d be violating public order regulations and could end up detained for a few days!
He looked pleadingly at Jiang Yun, who was quietly explaining to the livestream audience.
“Guys, Article 42 of the Public Security Administration Punishments Law: If you insult, threaten, or intimidate a government official, you can be detained for up to five days or fined up to five hundred yuan. So don’t be reckless when you’re out and about~”
Livestream viewers felt a strange sense of irony.
“Seriously? Yun is telling us not to be reckless?”
“Has he looked at what he’s doing right now? Advising us not to be reckless?”
“The king of reckless behavior tells everyone not to be reckless. Brilliant!”
“Look at the challenger next to him—he’s green in the face.”
“I wonder if the challenger will succeed.”
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With no other option, the young man forced himself to say to the police officer, “Sorry to trouble you. I really didn’t expect to run into a police officer just by picking a random passerby.”
He was nearly in tears as he spoke.
He truly hadn’t expected this! He’d imagined a thousand ways to avoid getting beaten up, but he never considered the possibility of encountering a police officer!
If only he hadn’t asked about the occupation.
Mocking someone unknowingly and apologizing afterwards—that’s as bad as it gets.
But now, knowing who he was, if he dared to mock, that would be a violation of public order!
“No worries. If there’s nothing else, I’ll be on my way,” the police officer said. He noticed the young man’s uneasy expression, but seeing Jiang Yun stifling laughter nearby, he didn’t think much of it. He just assumed the young man was planning some prank, but gave up after learning his identity.
“Goodbye, officer,” the young man said, waving with tears in his eyes.
Because he wasn’t just saying goodbye to a police officer—he was saying goodbye to the ten thousand he almost had in his grasp!
After the officer walked away, the young man turned to Jiang Yun. “Yun, this doesn’t count, right? He was a police officer—I couldn’t mock him!”
Jiang Yun shrugged. “Sorry, brother. You chose the challenge, you chose the target, and I even showed you how. I can’t give you another chance, can I?”
“Alright then.”
The young man looked crestfallen.
He’d thought today was his chance to earn ten thousand in extra cash, but ended up with nothing.
Jiang Yun then addressed the livestream viewers. “Everyone, our first failed challenger has appeared. Let’s see if there will be any more failures ahead!”
Viewers in the livestream felt sorry for the young man.
“What a shame. The challenge didn’t seem that hard, but he just had bad luck and picked the wrong person.”
“Who can handle randomly running into a police officer on the street?”
“It’s not easy for police to get a day off, and he happened to run into one. Guess he just wasn’t meant to have that ten thousand!”
“No time to mourn—let’s welcome the next challenger!”
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