Chapter 85 The Server Was Completely Wrecked

Spiritual Awakening: I Became a God by Testing Potions A large bowl of dry noodles 2569 words 2026-02-09 12:48:22

Turn off the tipping function and open the comment section.

This was Zhang Chu's final gesture of respect toward Fang Danan.

Within less than a minute, the comment section was overrun. Fang Danan was ruthlessly exposed by all sorts of internet sleuths, and some even revealed secret information explaining how he managed to secure the position of director at the Martial Arts Administration Bureau.

The comments were sharp and explicit, resembling a no man's land.

But that wasn't all.

At the same time, Fang Danan's antics were being frantically circulated in every department group within the Martial Arts Administration Bureau. Clips and photos constantly refreshed the bureau's popularity rankings.

Fang Danan, belly protruding, right hand gripping his manhood, was gleefully dancing atop a restaurant table.

"Damn, Fang Danan has gone mad! He’s completely disgraced our Martial Arts Bureau. We need to get the dinner party and my dad over here to handle this!"

Feeling the situation spiral out of control, Chen Long quickly dialed Chen Tianxiang: "Dad, you need to come to the cafeteria right now. Fang Danan has utterly lost his shame!"

Chen Tianxiang, about to take his lunch break, hadn't even hung up the phone when the office door was flung open.

Fan Tianlei rushed in, agitated and out of breath: "Director Chen, something big has happened! Fang Danan is publicly stripping in the restaurant, and the video has spread everywhere, both internally and on the forums. Our bureau’s reputation is ruined!"

"What?" Chen Tianxiang’s head buzzed.

So close to retirement, this was a crazed attack on the reputation he'd spent years building.

He hurriedly got up, joined by Fan Tianlei, and headed downstairs toward the restaurant.

Meanwhile, Fan Dayong’s gaze never left Zhang Chu. He was convinced that Fang Danan’s current state was Zhang Chu’s doing behind the scenes.

But he had no intention of exposing it.

In the following moments, under Zhang Chu’s instructions, Fang Danan performed several highly difficult moves.

For example: a naked Thomas flair.

For example: the one-legged crane stance.

And even the infamous "Subject Three" dance from "A Laugh in the Rivers and Lakes."

Every move that could grind Fang Danan’s dignity into the ground was performed in succession.

The live stream’s online viewers surpassed three million and kept climbing.

In a manor in the outskirts of Binzhou, the leader of the Divine Fall Alliance was watching the live stream on his phone, his mind reeling, feeling a foreboding sense: "Fang Danan’s sudden madness can’t be a coincidence. Could it be hypnotic divine arts? Not good! Notify everyone to relocate immediately!"

At the same time, over a dozen security guards burst into the Martial Arts Bureau’s restaurant, trying to forcibly restrain Fang Danan.

Chen Tianxiang and Fan Tianlei strode in quickly.

"Xiao Chu, Director Chen is here!"

Chen Tianxiang, director of the Martial Arts Bureau, was a nine-star dual-power martial artist, with one foot already into the realm of spiritual practitioners—a prominent figure in Binzhou.

Wang Peng recognized him at a glance, as expected.

"Fang Danan, what the hell are you doing, you brat?"

Seeing several martial artists unable to subdue Fang Danan, Fan Tianlei took action himself. His powerful spiritual pressure instantly forced Fang Danan to his knees.

Unfortunately, Fang Danan was already too hyped. Even on his knees, he kept shaking his shoulders, his antics unmatched.

"Spiritual control?"

Chen Tianxiang eyed Fang Danan’s vacant stare, his expression turning grave: "Old Fan, Fang Danan has been hypnotized. There’s a Gifted One here!"

The Power of the Gifted!

Fan Tianlei immediately thought of "Hypnotic Divine Arts."

Such spiritual combat skills could only be acquired by a Gifted One, and none had appeared in Binzhou in the past century.

Seeing the two bureau leaders arrive, Zhang Chu knew the moment had come: "Wang Peng, issue the command to Fang Danan."

"Got it."

For the first time, Wang Peng had reached his limit after maintaining the hypnotic divine arts continuously.

He delivered the final command to Fang Danan and quickly withdrew his spiritual control.

"All eyes on me!"

Just as Fan Tianlei was about to locate the Gifted One, Fang Danan, still sprawled on the floor, started another round of antics. Wearing only his boxers, he jumped onto the table and waved his arms.

Everyone whipped out their phones to record.

Such sensational gossip was too good to miss.

Chen Tianxiang slapped his forehead, feeling his vision darken.

If Fang Danan weren’t the grandson of the previous bureau director, he would have wanted to slap this beast to death right then!

Fan Tianlei clenched his fists in anger, about to act, but was held back by Fan Dayong: "Dad, wait. I think Fang Danan is about to say something important."

"Everyone here is trash in my eyes. The Divine Fall Alliance is the true king. Yes, I said it!"

Fang Danan’s roar sent shockwaves through the restaurant.

Chen Tianxiang and Fan Tianlei both felt their vision dim: "Director Chen, this is a disaster!"

They had been preparing to attack Zhang Chu just days ago.

Who could have guessed the hidden mole in the bureau was Fang Danan—the previous director’s own grandson!

Fan Dayong and Chen Long exchanged bewildered glances.

"Dayong, Fang Danan’s been hiding deep!"

Meanwhile, the martial artists’ forum exploded.

Fang Danan supplanted Su Mingyue’s nude loan scandal, taking the top spot, with clips spreading throughout Binzhou.

"Wang Peng, retreat!"

With their goal achieved, Zhang Chu wasn’t interested in staying any longer.

"You’re leaving now? Aren’t you curious how the bureau will handle this?"

Wang Peng was reluctant to leave.

"There will be a live broadcast on the forum."

Chen Tianxiang and Fan Tianlei would see them sooner or later.

Grinding Fang Danan’s dignity into the ground was one thing, but this operation had dragged the bureau’s reputation through the mud.

Zhang Chu had no desire to openly antagonize the Martial Arts Bureau.

As long as he wasn’t present, he could deny everything.

With Luo Zhidong, his senior brother, as his shield, the bureau couldn’t touch him.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Zhang Chu and Wang Peng quietly slipped out through the side door.

The two got in the car and sped away from the bureau.

On the road, Zhang Chu activated autopilot, calmly took out his phone, and opened the forum.

Fang Danan’s live stream was still ongoing.

Nearly three minutes of impassioned speech not only condemned the Martial Arts Bureau as worthless but also shamelessly exalted the Divine Fall Alliance.

Crucially, Fang Danan clarified the matters within the Star Beast’s tree hollow.

He even exposed Su Mingyue’s identity.

In the live video, Chen Tianxiang and Fan Tianlei’s faces had turned nearly purple-black.

Their attack on Zhang Chu had already been dishonorable; now, one of their own had blown everything up, and the bureau’s credibility was stomped underfoot.

This operation nearly crashed the forum’s servers.

The comment section split into two camps.

The first: furiously denouncing Fang Danan and Su Mingyue as treacherous, unprincipled, deserving of a ban.

The second: staunchly supporting Zhang Chu!

"Xiao Chu, Fang Danan and Su Mingyue are doomed this time!"

Wang Peng glanced at the forum, laughing.

"They brought this on themselves. Can’t blame me."

Zhang Chu didn’t forget to use his alt account to pay for a hot search boost, pushing Su Mingyue’s post to the top as well.

"Ding-dong!"

At that moment, Zhang Chu’s phone received a group message from the Martial Arts Research Institute: "Notice of immediate dismissal of Teacher Su Mingyue and transfer to the Martial Arts Bureau’s disciplinary squad!"