Chapter 13: Damn It!
“Why is it you again? Did I summon you or offend you? Can’t you just stay away from me?”
To her surprise, Yun Yi’s sorrow was even deeper than hers. “Yaoyao, I’ve kept my distance from you. Haven’t you noticed there are several layers of clothing between us?”
This time, Luo Qingyao was truly furious, sobbing uncontrollably. “Thanks for your concern, Great God. You even left me a few layers of clothing. Could you please stay even further away?”
Yun Yi was now weeping bitterly. “Ungrateful little Yaoyao, if you push me away again this time, I’ll really leave and never come back. Then no matter how much you call me ‘Master’ in your dreams at night, I won’t care!”
Luo Qingyao couldn’t hold back any longer and delivered a swift kick. “When did I ever call you ‘Master’ in my dreams at night?”
“At the third quarter past midnight yesterday, you faced outward, wrapped your hands and feet tightly in the quilt, drooling as you called out!” Yun Yi recounted with exact time and place, every detail vivid.
Luo Qingyao: ………
She kicked again, but Yun Yi easily dodged. “Naughty little Yaoyao, do you think everyone’s like that useless Lan Ruoshui? You’d kick them away just like that?”
At that moment, Lan Ruoshui, who had just awoken, heard Yun Yi’s words, coughed up blood, and fainted again.
Meanwhile, the Jade Dragonfly on stage could no longer stay composed. Today was supposed to be the grand finale of her disciple selection competition, a perfect conclusion. Yet, Feng Qingjue’s meddling had disrupted everything, restoring the shameless Luo Qingyao’s mobility. Not only was Lan Ruoshui hurt, but the honor of the Jade Dragonfly and the entire Jade Pure Palace was also trampled upon, and even Yun Yi had been drawn into the fray.
Especially now, watching Yun Yi and Luo Qingyao flirt and banter as if no one else existed, completely disregarding her, she was enraged beyond measure.
She had always despised that shameless girl, even hoping to humiliate her to death in front of the people today.
Yet now, that wretched girl had stolen all the limelight that rightfully belonged to the Jade Pure Palace.
Damn it!
But as the exalted Mistress of the Jade Palace, revered as a celestial maiden by the world, she could not stoop to quarrel with a mere girl. Her ire could only be directed at Young Master Yun.
She snorted coldly, her tone laced with anger. “Young Master Yun, aren’t you fond of wandering through mountains and rivers? How have you come to be here, disrupting my disciple selection competition?”
Yun Yi chuckled softly, his voice casual. “It seems the Jade Palace Mistress doesn’t know me well enough. Not only do I love roaming the mountains and waters, I also enjoy stirring up a little excitement!
“A rare event like the Jade Palace Mistress’s disciple selection—if I were to miss it, wouldn’t I regret it for a lifetime?”
Luo Qingyao nearly burst out laughing at his words. This Young Master Yun was truly eccentric, reducing such a solemn occasion as the Jade Palace Mistress’s disciple selection to mere spectacle. Perhaps only he would dare say such a thing in the entire world.
As expected, the Jade Dragonfly’s perfect beauty paled slightly. “I am selecting disciples, not indulging in the kind of frivolity Young Master Yun seems to enjoy.”
“Oh?” Yun Yi’s handsome face suddenly flashed with a mischievous grin that captivated countless maidens’ hearts. “Then why does it seem less like a disciple selection and more like a wrestling match?”
“You! Are you, Young Master Yun, trying to pick a fight with our Jade Pure Palace?”